dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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