your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
