I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You were trust falling into bushes
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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