Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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