smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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