Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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