did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.