i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.