So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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