Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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