im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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