I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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