Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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