we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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