ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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