whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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