1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You made out with two different species that night
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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