I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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