I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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