Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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