There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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