But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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