If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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