she was so not down for the gang bang
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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