how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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