so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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