that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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