i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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