Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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