There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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