Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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