have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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