after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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