Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
