Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm eating all of the evidence.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
