Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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