Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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