Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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