scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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