I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Me too!
i already hear my dad disowning me
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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