her vagine was all disorganized.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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