Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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