let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
