Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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