I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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