i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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