I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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