Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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