your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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