...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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