I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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