Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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