It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I am naked and annoyed.
All I want is dick and wine.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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