I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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