what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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