i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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