But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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