The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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