This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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