Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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