dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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