someone get that fucking seahorse.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
This is my gift to your gina
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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